RICK: Twenty-one, yeah!
LANE: What is that, beer?
ZACH: No, it's one of those milk kegs.
BRIAN: Good one.
LANE: There's beer, is that legal?
DAVE: Well, apparently Rick is twenty-one.
RICK: Twenty-one, woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
DAVE: Or just really into that particular integer.
DAVE: A few weeks ago you told me that Lane
had a crush on me. Well, I have a crush on her,
too. Now, I know you have very strict rules about
dating and boys, but I just want you to know that
I'm a good person. I don't smoke, I don't drink,
I've never gotten a ticket, I'm healthy, I take care
of myself, I floss. I never watch more than 30
minutes of television a night partly because I
think it's a waste of time and partly because
there's nothing on. I respect my parents, I do
well in school, I never play video games in
case they do someday prove that playing them
can turn you into a serial killer. I don't drink
coffee. I hate soda because the carbonation
freaks me out. I'm happy to give up meat if you
feel strongly about it. I don't mind wearing a tie.
I enjoy playing those hymns on my guitar, and I
really, really want to take your daughter to the prom.
LANE: No, it’s not so tough. And maybe
at the same time I’ll attempt to master
quantum physics, and throw Sanskrit
in there, too.
DAVE: Do your best. Not with the
Sanskrit thing, that’s pretty worthless
– but with the band.
Emily: You traded my Baccarat
candlesticks for a sneering, slightly
pornographic monkey lamp?
Emily: Obviously you have a maid.
Christopher: Yes, I have a maid-nanny
combo.
Emily: Ah, how McDonald's of youLuke: Shoudn't we say thanks first?
Luke: Shoudn't we say thanks first?
Jess: For what?
Luke: Well, that we're not Native Americans who got their land stolen in exchange for small pox infested blankets.
Lorelai: Amen
Rory: How do you feel?
Lorelai: I ate Tofurcky! How do you think I feel?
Rory: Tofurkier?
Lorelai: Drat that Mrs. Kim for not taking her eyes off me the whole time. Its like she was anticipating my napkin maneuver
"Kissing a teacher? In a classroom? On parents day?" --Emily in shock
"Well... they want us to get more involved with the school!" --Lorelai
thanks too Oywiththepoodles7 for most of these icons and quotes
kirsten
